College Survival Guide:
Rule number #1: DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAW ON TV. .
The parties get crazy.
People get wasted.
And somehow your panties might just end off.
Rule number #2: DON’T LEAVE YOUR DRINKS LINGERING AROUND. .
Thirsty Thursdays are popping.
Hangovers are a must in your Friday 8am class.
Barely do your work.
Rule number #3: WHEN GIVEN A RESEARCH PAPER, hardly researching shit.
Show up just for attendance.
Let your professor’s words going through one ear and out the other.
When MIDterms come, let the test take you. DON’T TAKE THE TEST.
Hamburgers, grilled cheese, french fries become LIFE.
Fast food, fasting through your body, fasting your arteries, fast timing, fast on the go.
Rule number #4: DORMS ARE USED FOR. .
Who knows???
Sleep, sex, I don't know
Syllabus barely sealing your thoughts.
Are you really gonna follow it? Probably not.
Rule number #5: DON’T TELL YOUR FAMILY ANYTHING. .
Family get togethers turn into your family attacking you.
“How’s College?”
“Mind your business, don't ask me shit” is what you should say :)
Ramen noodles turns into your perfect cuisine.
Microwaving is your 9-5. Or AT LEAST until the good caf opens back up.
College
Quad parties
Booty Bouncing
The cute Alpha Boy looking at you. YES SIS… YOU!!!
The DJ Killing is it.
Everyone is wasted. Barely having self-control
Weed bubbles choke the air.
Even if you’re not smoking, YOU’RE SMOKING
Inhaling.
Inhaling the toxic traits of college,
Yet it seems so right,
Yet so damn wrong
College.
Book vouchers,
Refund checks are LIT
The whole school migrating to spring break at Virginia Beach.
College.
Are my parents happy?
Who cares, at least you made it THROUGH college.
Homage to: “Beautiful Day” by Bath & Body & Works:
Beautiful Day.
Sweetly scented.
Creamy and smooth.
White and pure.
24 hour moisture.
Slithers all up and down my body.
Massaging the rolls and marks that no one touches.
Shea butter + Vitamin E.
Beautiful Day.
Beautiful you.
Beautiful IT.
Beautiful.
It brings out my inner sexy.
My inner Yonce.
Beautiful Day.
Snugs and hugs my body.
Tight.. LY
It feels so right.
But feels so wrong.
So yummy.
Kinda wet.
Moist.
Long.
Very Longggg scented.
Love at first glance.
And when it gets deep.
Deep inside my pores.
Things tend to open up.
And clinch on the scent.
The boys.
The boys love it.
It brings all the boys to the yard.
He loves it.
He lust it.
He turns his wrist.
And inserts his middle finger right in the hole.
And pulls out all of the cream.
The creamy lotion.
YOU KNOW… WHEN YOUR BOTTLE STARTS GETTING EMPTY.
Beautiful Day.
Sweetly scented.
Creamy and smooth.
White and pure.
Beautiful Day.
Beautiful you.
Beautiful IT.
Beautiful.
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