This Damn Apple Rain (aka Jasmine Seward)
“Niggas lie so much, I bet Eve
ain’t even eat the fucking apple”
“She did eat the apple
that’s why girls can never say
what they wanna eat cause
the last time they chose
something to eat,
it fucked up the whole
of humanity”
First of all, shut the fuck up about this damn apple
Do not associate our humor with your sexist remarks
If you must know, we do not choose what to eat because
We, your girlfriends, care about the chump change that you carry because you sir cannot afford it
Do not be mad at us for giving you the simple task of picking a place that you can afford
We know that it is not much, but we still are grateful for it
We are only settling for what you have to offer
Don’t try and “embarrass” us on social media because we can embarrass you in public
Oh, now you want to look confused
We can talk about how you are still living at home with your mother
Let’s discuss the fact that you were only using this car because your mother is at work bussing her ass for you to try and play women like you don’t act like one daily
Like you don’t cry when someone DM’s me
Like you don’t still wet the bed
Like you don’t still suck your thumb like its preschool and you’re at nap time
Or the fact that you want me to spoon YOU every night
So, don’t act like you have so much to offer a woman
And don’t act like you’re doing us a favor by making us settle for the LITTLE thing that you do have to offer
So, shut up about this damn apple and learn how to EAT ONE.
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