Fast Food Blues
Your slogan is “I’m lovin’ it” but…
Your actions do not make me feel this way
Did I do something wrong?
To make you only give me one flimsy napkin when I purchase more than one order
Or when I ask for Sweet N’ Sour sauce. . .you give me Barbecue.
Why?
What was the point of asking me what I wanted,
If you were just going to give me what you wanted
Speaking of sauce…
Sometimes I order a 10 piece,
Sometimes I order a 20 piece
No matter the nugget count,
WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE SAUCE IN THE BAG?
Shout out to one of your locations on W. Market…
For telling me that if I wanted another sauce,
I would have to pay an extra 75 cents
I always ask for a lemon with my sweet tea
And I never get it,
And you always have an attitude when I ask you to put the lemon in the cup
Is the slice of lemon that’s going in my cup coming out of your paycheck?
The list goes on and on
I don’t want to give our relationship up, I know we can fix this
I don’t want to spend my time and money with anyone else because
You are everywhere, so I cannot avoid you
Even if I wanted to leave the country,
Your beautiful golden arch will still find me
I hope you get yourself together real soon
So when They ask if “I’m loving it,” I can say “I do”. . .
I don't have to say your name, you know who you are. . .
No tea, no shade, just how I feel about your performance thus far
I hope that in the future things will change
And I pray you do, because right now you are the only thing in my price range
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